Why did the chicken cross the road?
(author unknown)

 

Fox Mulder:	No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.
Dana Scully:	There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more evidence.
Walter Skinner:	(teeth clenched) You've got 24 hours to find out why that @$%!# chicken crossed the road!!!
CSM:	(blows puff of smoke) There was no chicken.
Alex Krycek:	Because he can't decide WHAT side he's really on.
Langly:	It was on its way to the grassy knoll, dude.
Bill Mulder:	It heard the words, and they made sense to it.... merchandise...fryer parts....
Mrs. Mulder:	I have told you that I don't remember any chicken.
Mrs. Scully:	I had a dream about the chicken being taken away....
Melissa Scully:	The chicken needed to get in touch with its inner self, to find the light and the good. It was in a very dark place...
Bill Scully, Jr.:	Dana, you spend too much time worrying about chickens... for HIM? You should be home with your family!
Queequeg:	Woof! (translation: to avoid being eaten by Big Blue.)
The Well-Manicured Man:	It will cross the road in one of two ways....
Deep Throat:	Mr. Mulder, they crossed the road a very long time ago. Trust no fowl.
X:	The chicken is choosing a dangerous time to cross alone. The road is still out there, but it's never been more dangerous.
Eves:	It just knew.
Chris Carter:	You'll have to wait until the movie comes out next summer to find out.